September 08, 2005

The shaggiest shaggy dog story ever

(Please read the post above before reading this)
A kid found a stray dog on the road. It started clinging on to him. So, he brought it home and showed it to his mom.
"Mom, isn't that the shaggiest dog you ever saw?" he asked.
"Why yes, that is the shaggiest dog I ever saw!" said the mom. "I will show it to ur dad.”
His mom showed it to her husband.
"Honey, isn't that the shaggiest dog you ever saw?" she asked.
"Why yes, that is the shaggiest dog I ever saw!" answered her husband. "I’ll show it to my boss!"
The man took the dog to his boss.
"I want to show u something, boss." he said. "Isn't that the shaggiest dog you ever saw?" he asked.
"Why yes, that is the shaggiest dog I ever saw!" said his boss. "I want to show it to my wife."
He took it back home to his wife.
"Dear, look what I’ve brought for u today" he said. "Isn't that the shaggiest dog you ever saw?" he asked.
"Why yes, that is the shaggiest dog I ever saw!" answered his wife. "I want to show it to my saheli."
She took it and showed it to her friend.
"I brought a dog today," she said. "Isn't that the shaggiest dog you ever saw?" she asked.
Why yes, that is the shaggiest dog I ever saw!" answered her friend. "I’ll show it to my husband"
She showed the dog to her husband, who was some BJP big shot.
"Dekhiye ji, kya laya hun main aap ke liye." she said. "Isn't that the shaggiest dog you ever saw?" she asked.
"Why yes, that is the shaggiest dog I ever saw!" answered her husband. "I’ll show it to Atalji"
He took the dog to Atal Behari Vajpayee’s place.
"Atal ji, take a look at this." he said. "Isn't that the shaggiest dog you ever saw?" she asked.
"Why yes, that is the shaggiest dog I ever saw!" answered Atal. "I’ll show it to the PM "
He goes to meet the PM.
"Singhji, kuch laya hun main aap ke liye." he said. "Isn't that the shaggiest dog you ever saw?" he asked.
"Why yes, that is the shaggiest dog I ever saw!" answered the PM, elated. "I’ll show it to Soniaji"
"Soniaji, I’ve brought something for u." he said. "Isn't that the shaggiest dog you ever saw?" he asked.
"No," said Soniaji.

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