First Fifty to Familiarity

You did something because it had always been done, and the explanation was "but we've always done it this way." A million dead people can't have been wrong, can they?
--Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant

Two hours to go before the next class, and I’m unable to crash. So here I am, again. I stumbled upon this simple, crisp format in some blog and thought I could put it to good use.

So, without further ado, here’s my ‘First Fifty to Familiarity’-

1. I won’t panic ever
2. Unless there is something very vague and useless thought occupying my nimble brain
3. I like movies with endings that make u wanna say, “what the fuck!!”
4. I feel that the world needs smart people more than industrious ones
5. I can run a marathon of 8 kms without giving up
6. I’m chronically lazy, lazier than most people around me
7. I feel that the eyes are the sexiest part of a woman
8. I’m straight
9. I’m scared of girls
10. I’m mortally terrified of water and fire too
11. I like contradictions
12. And oxymorons and goldwynisms and spoonerisms
13. My sis used to be my best friend
14. Now, someone else is
    
15. I feel a bit uncomfortable telling people about my personal life.
    
16. I could listen to Pink Floyd an entire day and not get tired of it
17. I think Jim Morrison is one of the ‘stud’-est guys ever on the planet
18. I hate to use words like fate, fuck, fear, fire
19. I love to use words like lol, hmmm, ‘Have-u-heard- this-joke?’
20. I’m bankrupt most of the time
21. I puked booze (only) once until now
22. I find the hare in “the Hare and the Tortoise” the dumbest of all children story book characters
23. But I feel that the moral of the story is completely misconstrued
24. I consider it one of the greatest sins to flip the channel when someone is ardently watching something on tv
25. If some beggar comes up to me with a kid in her arms, I wont give her anything
26. If a child beggar sings or performs something really well, I might
27. I would prefer to get wet in the rains rather than wear a raincoat (if mom allows me to get wet, that is)
28. I don’t dream, and if I do , I hardly remember them
29. And if I remember at all, it would be all too disconnected and too vague
30. I used to pray
31. Now, I don’t. I feel that praying for urself is selfish; it’s ok to pray for others
32. I’m finding this shit really tough to write
33. I have no idea where I’m heading to
34. I wish I did
35. Weirdo fascinates me!!
36. I like to surprise people
37. I love getting surprised myself
38. Sometimes, I surprise myself
39. I’m not a good liar
40. I like misleading people though
41. I think I’m better than most people around me
42. Aham brahmasmi
43. I’m tired of writing this. I need to get some rest
44. I’m back
45. I’d prefer a quiet night alone in the park to a party with a multitude of people
46. I’m more or less content
47. I believe it is the finest virtue of a human being to seek his/her own personal happiness
48. I love food, but I’m not sure if the stomach is the best way to a man’s heart
49. I’d hate to make someone hate me
50. I was here. So were you.