September 08, 2005

Two fags and a boat

(Please read the post above before reading this)

A guy is traveling alone in a boat. He has two fags, but has nothing to light them with. Assuming the cigarettes he has are not Gold flake lights, how does he get to light a cigarette?

Sol #1. He throws one of them into water. The boat becomes lighter

Sol #2. He starts praising one of them. The other burns out of jealousy.

Sol #3. He throws them up and catches them. Now, catches win matches.

Sol #4. Sprinkle some water on one of them. Tip tip barsa pani….pani ne aag lagayi

Sol #5. Make a mark on one of the fags. Daag – the fire!!!

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